Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Pood

when you just did mega poo poo, or when you are about to.

pood time

by MyNamesBeepo February 22, 2019

Pood

a cleaner and more discreet way of saying the word pube(s). It is used when someone’s pubic hair is overflowing out of their bathing suit that it looks like tarzan could come swinging out.

“Samantha’s poods are so bad and she doesn’t even know!”
Samantha: what’s a pood???

by extra-small condoms June 25, 2018

Pood

A word of emotion, hit em with a pood when panicking or wehn youre english is bad

Oh Pood! that sweat wants to steal my Nutella bars!~

by dpijhwofauhbnfoawbnf11 May 8, 2019

Pooded

Just a little fart

“ You heard that broo? I just pooded

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Pooded

Just a little fart

“ You heard that broo? I just pooded

by anonymous December 15, 2020

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024