Pooprection

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

pobre blanco basura

poor white trash

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

poobreath

when your breath smells like poop

ryan, you have poobreath, go drink some dr. smooth and use some listerine pocket paks.

by bob hermansonton April 19, 2006

Poober

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

poobreze

The smell you leave behind after taking a huge dump.

Hey did you enjoy that lovely new air freshener I just sprayed in the bathroom?

No, what is it?

Its some poobreze.

by Chillbur October 23, 2008

pooberty

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.

Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"

by Ruby Z January 24, 2020