magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 23, 2023

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Pontoon

A tampon

“I bought new pontoons for the office, ladies!”

by ch00chi3 September 24, 2022

Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022

Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.

Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.

by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025