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pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).
Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?
by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017
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ponpon

Derived from mochi donut's original name "pon de ring", ponpon is a mochi donut served at PonPon café. The first of its kind located in Paris, France. It is a dessert made from glutinous rice flour, that combines Japanese mochi and American donut. It is topped with different kinds of savoury glaze and has a chewy and airy texture.
What is it that you are eating? Oh, it is a yuzu ponpon with lemon zest.
by Emily in Paris May 31, 2022
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Pongo’d

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.
Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d
by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009
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porgon

1. Grey-furred Neko who doesn't give a shit about anything, and has a tendency to become possessed by a certain evil Bastard called Oni.

2. Inventor of many a device.

3. Magic player extraordinnaire.
1. 'Dear good FUCK his eyes are GLOWING!!!'

2. Thief 'A hovercar? heh, i'll steal it'
Hovercar: *ZAP*
Thief: O_O *falls down and curls up in a fetal position* I love you... you love me...

3. 'One of the best gravepact decks i've ever seen.'
by Kahou May 5, 2005
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Ponging

The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus
Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."
by DarkKnight11099 February 16, 2017
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derrick ponton

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.
Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time
by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004
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Pongos

Horny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.
Don't do it April, they're just a bunch of Pongos.
by Captain Casm October 28, 2005
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