Kahou

1. Kickass blue Neko who is alive for 4513 years and gets Triple-A's on DDR. On Oni mode. With Pressure, reverse, and stealth on.

2. A ninja

3. An assassin.
1. 'Holy shit, he just done Legend of MAX'.

2. 'Whoa, what the hell was that!?'

3. Kahou: *shows a card with Saddam Husseins picture on it*
Guard:... That isn't your ID.
Kahou: *punches the guard in the face and balls and proceeds*
by Kahou May 05, 2005
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porgon

1. Grey-furred Neko who doesn't give a shit about anything, and has a tendency to become possessed by a certain evil Bastard called Oni.

2. Inventor of many a device.

3. Magic player extraordinnaire.
1. 'Dear good FUCK his eyes are GLOWING!!!'

2. Thief 'A hovercar? heh, i'll steal it'
Hovercar: *ZAP*
Thief: O_O *falls down and curls up in a fetal position* I love you... you love me...

3. 'One of the best gravepact decks i've ever seen.'
by Kahou May 05, 2005
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