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ponce

A ponce is a person that loves themselves too much. They normally touch their hair all day and have a stupid fringe. They obsessed with how they look.
For example : Malfoy is a ponce.
by mynameisyeet April 16, 2019
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ponce

a man usually called ezequiel that is exceptionally gifted at football and getting injured. they have a strong hatred for thilo kehrer and nonce on every child on the planet. they are also have a strange gay relationship with a strange man that peers strangely into a strange doughnut van that sell strange doughnuts which taste dreadful and are showered in sugar.
that ponce is a nonce innit
the original ponce transcended all human restraints and ascended to godhood
by imthestrangemanthatpeers August 28, 2021
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ponc

noun: clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 July 28, 2007
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ponc

n. clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

This term was spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 July 31, 2007
mugGet the poncmug.

ponce

you ponce!
by daf9 April 16, 2003
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ponce

a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)
boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
by <3ponces July 10, 2010
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ponc

Person Of Noticeable Color. Not a term to demean or hurt but gets the elephant out of the room in regards to race or to casually mention to friends.
Steve: Is Christine tan?
Joyce: No Steve, She's a PONC just like me.

Steve: oh okay.
by Jellybabe56 November 14, 2016
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