pompous prick

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.

Samantha Anne is a mondo pompous prick

by j, March 10, 2009

pompoir

is the practice of stimulating the man's penis solely through use of the woman's vaginal muscles.

the albanian woman used pompoir to please her boyfriend.

by Lauren Rivas December 28, 2007

Pomcom

British situation comedy using pommy stereotypes and pasty pommy caricatures. Lame ass toilet comedy with dopey accents like Hyacinth Bucket, Morcombe and Unwise, Dick Enema.......... Carry on snowflake............

Q: What's on TV tonight?

A: Fuck all as usual - just every pomcom ever made on every fucking channel. Utter utter utter utter utter trash

by ratsbackside September 26, 2023

pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.

John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"

by Orbit079 October 3, 2013

pompous

When you sound like an asshole.

Do you even know how pompous you are?

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Pimpocracy

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.

You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Pocporn

Pocporn is an alternative way to say "popcorn". They are usually said by people who aren't fluent with the english language. Do not get confused when you hear these miss pronunciations. Other miss pronunciations may include "popporn" or "pocorn".

Tom: Hey Bitch, go make me some pocporn!
Kate: What the hell is pocporn?
Tom: Sorry, i mean popcorn.
Kate: ah ok..sure hunny.

by Joe from Malta July 6, 2018