Poker 

The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things

Poker is the reason why casinos aren't a total waste of rescorces

Poker by STL446 June 15, 2023

poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.

A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."

poker slang by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

poker habit 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

poker habit by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013

poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.

poker face by d'fo March 19, 2004

poker donkey 

The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.

A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.

A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.

But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.

Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.

That guy is a fucking poker donkey. If I ever play cards like those, I'd be a donkey. You won that hand playing like a donkey.

poker donkey by pokerdonkey August 23, 2006

Poker God 

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.

Poker God by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011

Poker mood 

Like a poker face, but characterizes the inner desire to play poker. When we play poker, we must have a poker face that opponents do not read our cards, and when we want to play we have Poker mood. We can start to play without poker face, but we must have Poker mood, because it affects our game more than we think. Taken from the site PokerAgency.Ru

I have a poker mood

Poker mood by GGuncha June 21, 2014