Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.
*One rural Victoria venue.
*One rural Victoria venue.
Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"
by le Camel August 15, 2012
Get the Wong Pokermug. getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on
billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009
Get the prison pokermug. A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
by Khaotic November 18, 2003
Get the pokermug. People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
by Anti Saint September 22, 2009
Get the Jesus Pokermug. A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.
That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.
by Corn-poker October 23, 2020
Get the Corn-pokermug. by silkpouch September 15, 2007
Get the Cunt pokermug. Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
by Nessy810 September 3, 2009
Get the Hole Pokermug.