proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.

After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

Poology

Study of human crap.

do you have a major in poology? because your full of shit

by pseudonym-qwertyuiop May 10, 2010

Pokeology

The study of Pokemon.

Guy 1: Hey what field are you majoring in?
Guy 2: Oh it's the best! I'm in pokeology.

by pokemaster123 March 31, 2013

pathology

Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.

HIV is a type of pathogen.

by Lon September 1, 2005

Psychology

It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear

Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!

by Updawg November 8, 2006

peachology

The religion of worshipping the peach and all of its fuzzy goodness. Anyone can worship the peach at any time, but it is so holy it must be in the utmost reverence.

When i was in prison, i became an avid follower of the religion peachology.

by MillionsOfPeaches August 20, 2022

Experimental Psychology

A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.

Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today

Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.

Person 1: It's statistics.

Person 2: Oh, nevermind

by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009