tokyo sledgehammer

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

by Zardog April 2, 2019

Slovakian Sledgehammer

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

licking the sledgehammer

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.

Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.

by xtremerange October 9, 2013

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.

One Night Tranman, Ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the Alabama Sledgehammer

by Masde October 30, 2007

tennessee sledgehammer

when one hits someone as hard as they possibly can fuckalation

i'm about to have to give that dude the old tennessee sledgehammer

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012