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Pressimism

The tendency to paint popular culture in a bad light just to have something to write about; to highlight the most outlandish examples of the downside that you can scrape together on any subject in hopes of attracting attention. Often found in online journalism.
I keep trying to get my friends to play Pokemon Go, but they're all convinced we'll fall off cliffs if they do. Pressimism, man.
by Candidate John Frootloops October 2, 2016
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Pissmissle

When Yzzi drops an absolute bomb over the center fielders head, an absolute swamp donkey of a hit, and he does a lit bar flip.
Jesus Christ, that was a pissmissle from Mr.D
by Yzziboi💎 May 11, 2022
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pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.
John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.
by Lindell November 18, 2010
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Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing
"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"
by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018
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Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.
Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".
by SierraMike June 12, 2008
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technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).
When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...
by Cool ET June 9, 2005
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Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others
My boss is a pissimistic guy.
by rajivre October 22, 2008
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