Human Pinwheel

Where u go to the freak show find a midget and twirl her around ur dick like a pinwheel

Im desperate for a human pinwheel

by acere August 22, 2008

The Pinwheel

The phenomenon caused when two partners are each preforming oral sex on each other (69-ing) and each have simultaneous explosive diarrhea, propelling both partners in a circle like a pinwheel

Paul and Amanda did the pinwheel last night. Hazmat had to come in to clean it up.

by TheGingerDynamo September 12, 2011

Parisian Pinwheel

A sexual move in which the man hoists up the woman, and proceeds to spin her (perpendicular to the floor) around on his erect penis. The process may be done once or repeatedly.

I was watching this epic porn yesterday where the dude picks up the chick and gave her a Parisian pinwheel for a minute and a half!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.

by Mallate April 12, 2005

Dirty Pinwheel

The Dirty Pinwheel is when you take one of those fidget spinners stick it up your ass and upon removing it, give it a spin so that the shit flies off of it.

My buddy's girlfriend left him after she got pink eye from the dirty pinwheel he gave her last week.

by AntToyProduction May 18, 2017

New England Pinwheel

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

pinwheeling

When sick with the stomach flu, pinwheeling is the unfortunate act of simultaneously projectile vomiting out one end while shooting explosive diarrhea out the other. So named for its resemblance to a pinwheel firework, which emits a strong stream of sparks in opposite directions in order to spin.

"Wow, I haven't been that sick in years. I was in the bathroom all night; at one point I was pinwheeling..."

by wordsmithjim April 14, 2014