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Panic Pilot

Noun /'pænɪk 'paɪlət/

The mental state of doing activities out of sheer panic. Commonly found in students before a test. Often will result in actions like studying at 2AM or arriving at school two hours before a test.
"I ended up studying instead of sleeping this night and had a mental breakdown after it." Said a poor student.
"Going on panic pilot isn't good for your health and you know it!" Said the other student.
by DemiFlz April 1, 2019
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Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015
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brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!
by Standarduarn February 16, 2014
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spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.
by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007
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Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.
Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)
by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006
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Pilot G2

The greatest and most luxurious ballpoint pen ever created. To have a backpack full of G2s in middle school is the ultimate flex.
Bruh, check out Terrance with his Airpods in doing homework with a Pilot G2. His dad must be a doctor or some shit.
by WilliamHTaft January 19, 2019
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