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Plantibiotics

Noun. Herbs such as thyme, resveratrol, and stephania root used as antibiotics.
As an herbal medicine devotee, Nancy never uses pharmaceuticals when she has a bacterial infection; she uses plantibiotics which are equally effective and safer.
by August Stockton November 30, 2011
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plastini

plastini is poop in a toilet
by nick59 September 22, 2011
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Platini

The name of an absolute winner. Platini is one who is a genius but doesn’t have to try at all. He excels in almost everything. He loves getting high and cuffing the bitches. His goal is to try all different types of drugs by the end of high school. He is extremely deep but has a sense humor that everyone loves. He is respected by people of all ages. Long live Platini.
“Yo, how the fuck did Platini get an A+ on the Honors Physics test?” Jeff questioned.

I have no idea, but I heard he popped a few Xans that morning. I don’t know how it’s possible ,” Tyler said.

“It’s Platini. He makes EVERYTHING possible,” Eddie exclaimed.
by anonymous April 23, 2018
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piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her
Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool
by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014
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Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012
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Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.
Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide
by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012
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Plantainis

A plantain. Small banana. Or tyler's abnormally small penis.
PLANTAINIS: item CC uses for pleasure of the vagina. Most likely leads to organisms of some sort. Pleasure will not be achieved without the practice needed to satisfy tyler.
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