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Punting

The act of going on a trek from the southern tip of Puntland, to the northern tip of the Horn, and finally bathing in the Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)
they're about to go punting
by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019
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Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
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Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019
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Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.
Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.
by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020
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punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.
I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.
by Bert Skills October 23, 2003
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Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.
Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
by supergayegg April 19, 2018
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Pounting

I was pounting that skank!
by Justin Hazy May 18, 2007
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