a homie who is always letting you down. a bitch ass foo that pretends to be your friend but just wants something from you.
by emyke80 May 29, 2010
Get the phony homie mug.An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
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Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!
Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!
Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
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