philosophical stoner 

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

philosophical stoner by Just259 September 9, 2013

Philosophize 

Philosophize (also known as Phize) is an Australian Hip Hop artist from South-West Sydney.

Philosophize!

Philosophize by TheOldGreyMare September 5, 2016

Philosophi-cool 

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

Philosophi-cool by Falcornia October 10, 2011

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

philosophical cock block by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Philosophilogical

When something is so amazing or utterly unbelievable or even smarter than usual

"Damn Billy, that's some philosophilogical shit right there bro!"

Philosophilogical by GingerJesusTank September 8, 2023

Facebook Philosophizing 

when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...

facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide

Facebook Philosophizing by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011

Philosophical Ejaculation

String of ideas or "facts" about the reasons behind life, religion, the human thought process, or the condition of humanity. Usually the product of intellectual masterbation. Usually occurs in bulk in "higher learning" classes such as psychology, sociology, government, or debate clubs. Should be realized that the thoughts and ideas generated with these classes are extremely unoriginal, despite how excited the student might be to stumble across an idea they think answers some social injustice.

Also, an approach to school related projects in class such as those listed above along with persausive essays. The idea behind this approach is to eat up word count or time requirements by filling the project with philosophical ideas and opinions that are unable to be proven. Also this approach has the added delusion that you are speaking intellegently about ideas that are important or will have some impact on society. Should be noted that it's not important, and will have no effect other than giving your proffesor a boner.

"Jacob's project in in sociology was about the way in which government interference prevents the course of social darwinism. It was really 10 minutes of him covering everyone with a giant load of his Phiosophical Ejaculation."

"After a session of intellectual masterbation about eugenics, Mr.Dillem and Mr.Arschol acheived simotaneous philosophical ejaculation, resulting in both of them believing that stupidity is a mental condition that is genetic."

"Human behavior theorums are pure philosophical ejaculation. You can't predict how people will act, which makes it unsurprising that the stock market failed. They pay people to produce math formulas so that they can blind side idiots into buying imaginary crap such as sub-prime mortgages."

Philosophical Ejaculation by YurNotSoSmrt! May 1, 2010