Emo Phillips

A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.

We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.

by stevewk May 17, 2007

Phillip

Phillip is an amazing person, boyfriend and best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving. Phill is very physically fit and makes all the ladies heads turn, although he is always faithful. His hair grows long and frames his symmetrical face where his stunning eyes shine. His eyes are so true, you can look straight into him and see his soul, you can see any worry, feel pain he feels and see them shape as he smiles. Phillip is a great kisser! He always tries to please his partner, especially in bed. He is very careful with his words, understanding that you can't take them back. He is straight to the point and isn't afraid to speak his mind and although it has made some dislike him for being so honest, he holds his head high and walks with confidence and assurance. Phill has a great sense of humor and likes making people laugh, he is the heart of the party and is always trying to get one going! Phillip has a heart of gold and any woman to be called his is extremely lucky. It is hard to find a man more loyal, honest, trustworthy, funny, and just amazing as he. Not to mention he is crazy sexy. Phillip is a beautiful soul that has the power to inspire and change lives around him.

example 1
Kat: Hey baby, why don't you come back to my house after this?
Phillip: No im good, I have a loving girlfriend waiting for me at home.

example 2
Lucy: Ugh, this picture of me looks so gross! I shouldn't post it...
Phillip: Then don't post it.
Lucy: Oh my God! Your so mean!
Phillip: Do you want me to lie to you?

by divergentdahlia May 17, 2014

Olivia Phillips

She is a great best friend. She is super fun, pretty, weird (in a good way), loves performing and does all of it with a smile.

Boys:

Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!

Girls:

Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair

by sopdif213 January 6, 2014

Terrance and Phillip

2 farting, flapping Canadians who look and sound funny.They are very popular in South Park.

Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!

by Hompsar February 18, 2004

Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Victims to anal-cancer from farting upon each other once too much.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Captain Phillips

When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.

"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips

by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016