Philanthropology

A study of humans in need, and humans who work to meet those needs.

The trust fund baby decided to get to know the people he was helping before giving them money. Typical philanthropology!

by GoodAllOver January 27, 2017

Philanthrohooker

One who attends charitable events for sexual encounters.

Susan, a shameless Philanthrohooker, recently attended a disabled children's fundraising event in order to meet her next sugar daddy.

by penguinCooler June 13, 2013

philanthrosex

One who uses the promise of sex to make others undertake charitable activities that better the world.

Also, known as Ethical Prostitution.

Kelly recruits Sebastian to collect litter on the beach, knowing that Sebastian will do so on the expectation that this charitable deed will be followed by Philanthrosex with Kelly.

by Wandsy July 24, 2014

Philanthrography

Promoting the welfare of people, friends, through photographs.

The photographer's photos promote their models in the best way possible; they practice philanthrography Everytime!

by TonePhotoSD August 24, 2020

Philanthropia

An as yet make-believe entirely electronically walled land mass occupied solely by the ultra-wealthy where the currency is endless giving and sponsorship and where generosity is as common as breathing because nobody needs anything from anyone because everybody has what they need so it all just gets redistributed somehow and nobody really gives a rat’s ass because they know they will all be pampered beyond belief until their last dying breath.

If you think Philanthropia would be paradise with all of those other wealthy assholes then I think you should move there right away!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Corporate Philanthropist

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.

None come to mind. corporate philanthropist

by Sancho Panda October 18, 2009

Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

by 156231586 September 27, 2010