Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

by 711kid January 29, 2012

phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

Paulanergarten

German slang for some a7a guy making things up in order to appear more interessting.

„Hey ich hab im Lotto gewonnen“
„Da hamma wieder deine Gschichtn aus‘m Paulanergarten“

by Ahmed55555 January 6, 2019

Paula Mode

The act of beating a child to death.

I went completely Paula Mode on Keanu last night

by Treginho April 13, 2020

De-Paula Deen It

To De-Paula Deen It is to try to mask a deep southern accent in hopes of appearing more intelligent vs. a dumb redneck.

Abby finally became more successful in life when she finally learned to de-paula deen it and drop the "oh hey y'all".

by rachel_atlrocks July 1, 2009

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008