Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

Paul Petrianni

This guy loves to act like a hardass. Looks similar to a peanut. And is secretly gay.

Woah! Paul Petrianni came out of the closet?

by J. Fraw. December 31, 2011

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

Peterfang

Just another word for penis.

Aye Griff, last night I told your girl I have a huge peterfang. I know you guys think my peterfang is huge.

by King Thunder May 2, 2021

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

peterpan

my mate who is thirty odd years old but acts like he is eight and coincidentally a bloke with a hook keeps knocking at his front door, he is the boy who never grows old!

answer the door pete....

by SLYTH LORD October 13, 2004

peterpanner

1. a hipster

2. someone who drinks exotic teas, wears band t-shirts, and listens to indie rock bands

that girl only drinks green tea and listens to indie bands. she's such a peterpanner.

by vaugeism April 7, 2014