When your friend tells you that his girl is "fine as fuck" and when you finally see her she is a 300lb Honduran immigrant.
I was excited to meet his girl, but when i saw her i found out that a petermann had been pulled on me.
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
Get the Petermann mug.When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
by Morning_wood August 20, 2013
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A variant of douche-bag, a person who is overbearing yet amicable. The person is often polarizing, some love and others hate at first introduction; reference to Victoria BC Canada 2008.
Caroline, I like you. But your boyfriend, Peter, has shocked me. I actually have to create the term 'peterbag' to describe him. Fuck.
by 123321ppp September 25, 2010
Get the peterbag mug.When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.
So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.
by Eragonic January 21, 2019
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Get the PeterFalcone mug.In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!
"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022
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