permalink

a link on a web page that takes to to a webpage with a thousnad other links to porn sites or warez sites. At this point you usually get a thousand popups to pages with more links.

1. I was checking out some warez and got a fucking permalink then my computer crashed and my house burned down

2. I was checkin out a bunch of porn and goit a permalink, now i have to try to close a thousand webpages that don't stop!!

by flipynif November 5, 2004

Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013

permanip

A woman who's nipples always seem to be visibly hard. this can be more commonly found in women who have had breast implants, but is not a specific requirement for permanip.

dude i've seen that hoe three times with her nipples sticking out through her shirt. The bitch must have permanip!

by Christian Hummel May 23, 2008

Permanipplitis

Erect man-nipples

He is suffering from Permanipplitis

by Joone March 27, 2009

persnicketous

Persnicketous is the noun form of the adjective persnickety. Essentially, it describes all of the small details to which people, particularly those with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) attend. The noun has the same form for both singular and plural uses.

"OMG my friend Jessica was working doing her AP Chem practice problems, and still wrote out all of the units and everything! The teacher is not even going to check it!"

"Dang, she must love to focus on the persnicketous."

by mataxu March 5, 2014

permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket November 22, 2007

Persnickety Shaft

PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK

PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care

SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick

I cannot believe that persnickety shaft wore pink pants to work today!

by snitch & snatch October 6, 2009