Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
Get the Charnocks little pensionmug. When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug. by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
Get the Cunt pensionermug. A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
Get the pensioner pornmug. by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
Get the Welcome to pensionsmug. A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
by Future Self November 23, 2021
Get the National Pension Systemmug. A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping
Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020
Get the Pensionermug.