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penistating

I was penistating my girls vagina
by Ihatefortnite901 January 9, 2021
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Penistika

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.
Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.
by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021
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Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.
Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"
by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022
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Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).
Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.
by MR>CROW October 2, 2009
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PeniStation

An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...
PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.
by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007
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penislips

one whose lips are shaped as a penis's foreskin.
by cheng saelee April 17, 2004
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penisitis

by the hore October 24, 2003
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