penisface

an amusing insult

"Hey tracey you're a right penisface"

by Rachull December 17, 2007

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penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

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penisface

the worst insult that should never be used, my wanker of a girl friend said this to me once and i cant stop crying now

nigga 1: you bloody penisface
nigga 2: GO NIGGA YOUR NIGGA NIGGER FUCK FUCKER COCKSUCKER

by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA December 4, 2020

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fucktard penisface

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny

Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "

by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020

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Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

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