penisally

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

by noushut February 25, 2018

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Penised

The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.

"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."

by Bluntz May 30, 2006

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Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

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penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar September 04, 2008

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