Penis

Something my boyfriend should let me touch

Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!

by WWP: Wonderful World of Penis! June 02, 2011

Penis

Me

Dick is penis

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

Penis penis penis oh penis!

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

by Judge dredd7 December 03, 2011

penis

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

Penis

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

by Jilwan June 20, 2005

Penis

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016