Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

Penile degloving

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

The Stu Pengelly

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.

Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..

by The Rum Slinger January 31, 2020

lou piniella

Nicknamed "Sweet Lou", a popular major league baseball team manager. Formerly a player for several teams in the 60s-80s. Since then he has managed for five teams, currently the Chicago Cubs. He is famous for becoming very angry at umpires which usually results in him screaming in their face and then throwing his hat on the ground, which is very funny to watch.

From Wikipedia: "In a game on September 18, 2002 in a 3–2 (10) win against the Texas Rangers, Lou Piniella came out to argue a call in the bottom of the ninth in which the umpire called out Ben Davis after a close play at first and was immediately tossed by first base umpire C.B. Bucknor after throwing down his hat. Afterwards, he kicked his hat several times, aggressively approached Bucknor as he was screaming in his face, and kicked dirt on him as well. After being restrained by first base coach Johnny Moses, he then ripped first base from its mooring then threw it down the right field foul line twice after he imitated the umpire tossing him out."

by 9035ngk August 11, 2009

Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

by Mot241 June 25, 2009

Penelope Juliette

the most beautiful girl in the world. she loves all of her dirty chicken nuggets, and is so sweet and caring. definitely going to be the best big sister to her twin siblings Balcom Blye and Levy Larr

Penelope Juliette is such a good person! She’s the best big sister ever.

by bramfam November 29, 2018