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Playoff Beard

A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.
Maggie was being such a playoff beard by consoling our team’s loss by making Netflix resolutions.
by HockeyTim57 August 8, 2020
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playology

Theory of and belief in the importance and power of play. Even just a 20 minute daily playcation can reduce stress, release healthy endorphins into the body, increase joy, smiles, laughter, can fine tune motor skills, expand the imagination, and create great memories.

These powers of play make an individual life and the world a better place, as the power of play is transcendent to all beings, regardless of age, number of legs or paws, type of fur or hair, ears, teeth, tongue, sex, color, DNA, history or heritage.

Playologists, are evolved, free, positive, happy, playful beings, who relate to the world and one another in a universal language of smiles and laughter.
You, alone or with peeps you can relate to, (but are not necessarily related to - we all know the difference) shake off the 'shoulds' and decide to explore the joy-cult activities of playology. Escaping the major reality for a personally time-determined playcation of excellent, healthy, sweaty and/or creative, pretend play with your favorite toy or game, you crack yourselves up, become addicted to the endorphin rush and vow yourselves playologists. See...your imagination is expanding already.
by Tan Feet March 7, 2014
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Playoff P

PG13 the brickmaester. Famously bricked multiple times in the three point contest.
Tabz is damn near shooting like playoff p
by Playoff p September 14, 2020
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Peladophobia

A human who fears other humans that are bald
<Kenneth> Tuck, you've got peladophobia
by Toxik July 19, 2004
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college football playoff

A US college football playoff does not currently exist in the Football Bowl Subdivision, where polls and bowls determine the champion. These polls are heavily biased. A proper playoff would involve all 11 college football conference champions, and a 12th team to round out the field - either the next-best 2nd-place team or an Independent.

Four games are played in September, four games in October, four games in November.

At the end of the season, ALL college conferences will be obliged to stage a championship game between their top two teams to determine their conference champion, if the top two teams finish within one game of each other, or if they send the winners of their two divisions to a championship game anyway. (i.e. 11-1 and 10-2).

If there is a clear winner after the season is concluded (i.e. a 12-0 team, with the next-best team being 10-2), no championship game is required.

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Week of Dec. 1-7)

ROUND ONE
7 of these 11 conference champions, plus the best 2nd-place team (or an Independent - whatever works) play at the sites of the 4 major bowls during the second week of December. (8th to 14th)
The four winning teams move on.
The schools can then break for exams and holidays.

ROUND TWO
The four major bowl games are the Orange, Sugar, Rose, and Fiesta Bowl. The winners from round 1 meet up with the four top-ranked conference champions in these bowl games.
Four teams move on in the playoff from here.

The TOP 4 conference champions get byes to round 2, which, coincidentally, will be the four major bowl games. The bowl games have historical significance in college football, and some college conferences have contractual tie-ins which give them huge sums of money.

This is the main reason that college presidents in these conferences are against a playoff. They don't want to give up the money that their schools earn through the bowls. This playoff system does not get rid of them.

ROUND THREE
In round 3, 2 of the sites of those bowl games host the semi-final games.
The following season, the other two sites host the semi-finals.

ROUND 4
The FBS championship will also rotate between the 4 bowls, as it does now.

So there you have it. No bowls get eliminated, which makes the college presidents happy.
The teams that get knocked out of the playoff can also go on to play in other bowls if they so wish.
A college football playoff would allow the US college football champion to be determined on the field, instead of by arbitrary polls.
by Emcee D February 3, 2009
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playoff p

overrated Clippers small forward who always chokes in every big playoff game.

the act of overstating yourself just to soon regret it.
Playoff P shot 2 for 16 and lost his Clippers team the game as they were eliminated by the Nuggets.

Dude, stop callin yourself a Ladies man, you're such a playoff P.
by stokelycalm September 29, 2020
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playoffs

When someone's voice cracks. Once this happens, you yell "Playoffs!" in a high falsetto tone. Then you can comment about how puberty hit them like a ton of bricks. If it's really bad you can honk at them like a goose.
Normal Playoff Scenario:
Guy Who Playoffs: "Hey, what's up du(voice cracks)de?"
You: "PLAYOFFS!"

Extreme Playoff Scenario:
Guy Who Playoffs: "So did you che(voice cracks)ck out the ga(voice cracks)me last ni(voice cracks super hard)ght?"
You: "HONK!! PLAYOFFS!"
by Sooperman January 1, 2008
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