A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
by Petrosian August 9, 2019
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Term used in any multiplayer fps in which the screen is divided into "sections", each section being a viewpoint for each player. A screen peeker is one who looks at another player's section in order to find out the approximate location of said player, as well as to make sure no one is following them or has them within their sights. This gives them the advantage of knowing where the enemy is along with knowing when they are in danger. Generally it is a frowned upon tactic, but there are some who approve of it.
Player 1: Dude, there is no way you could have known I was coming up behind you! You're such a screen peeker!
by Bladeswuft November 1, 2005
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by gwm49103 June 30, 2009
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I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.
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