Pedobestiality

When a animal dates a child, like in family guy.

Youtube commenter: so basically this whole ship is pedobestiality?

by CranjusMcBasketball July 11, 2019

Pedosexual

Originated when a homophobic smear campaign attempted to discredit the LGBT community by saying it would become LGBTP. Pedosexual meaning pedophiles.

"If they want to demand that society accept their horseshit identities, then it’s time we slip in one of our own, for godly keks.

How do we do this?

We convince them that Pedos deserve rights too. We'll call them pedosexual.

Think about it, if this were to catch any traction at all it would only further remove any legitimization they’ve gained."

by Rebelfighters July 9, 2018

Pedobear

A creepy bear that likes his woman the he likes his wine. 7 years old and mixed up with coke. He repeadedly stalks down little girls and goes to town with them without permission.:) He is a huge threat to our children and is very dangerous to Japanese anime girls.

My little sister came home from school covered in blood and sperm. She then got pregnant and had a litter of bear/human babies. They always got in trouble raping small animals. We then did a test to find out who the father was and it miraculously was Pedobear.

by iampedobear April 5, 2009

Pedobear

Used by the common "pedo's" on hentai lolikon boards.
The character "pedo bear" usually describes their dreams as they love to do the same as he does, only thing left is to digitalise yourself.

Pedo bear's sign of approval!
~YAY, I want that pic, pedobear approved!! :D
See 4chan

by Xen-Ava February 10, 2005

pedosexual

It's not a sexual identity, you dumb fucks. It's just a bunch of pedophiles trying to be included in the LGBT community, making them look bad. LGBT people DO NOT support pedophilia. It's just a bunch of angry religious people who think that making them look bad will get them to be who everybody tells them they should be.

Avery: Hey Harry, are you part of the LGBT community?
Harry: Yeah.
Avery: What do you identify as?
Harry: I'm a pedosexual
Avery: ...you nasty ass. Get the fuck out. Your kind will never be supported.

by LGBTQ+ Supporter January 12, 2019

Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)

Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*

by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020

pedovegifile

A consumer of baby vegetables.

A pedovegifile is a person that requires more than a mere vegetable, he needs to consume it in it's "infancy" stage. Baby spinach, carrots, corn, and many other vegetables are picked before their prime to satisfy the desire of these vegetable purists.

by sweetjanijani April 5, 2010