Briarcliffe College in Patchogue

The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until Thanksgiving or Christmas, and Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.

Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.

by The Fucking Road November 10, 2011

Patchouli Dick

A penis that has penetrated several hippie vaginas. Similar to a wook cock. See wook.

Justin has literally majored in camp counseling at university. He definitely has a patchouli dick.

by CatEra_wook July 21, 2018

Patchoman

Patch’ speciality dance to the macho man song. Patch likes to stand on her two paws along side her mother and sway to the tune and laugh at her dancing

Patcho patcho patchoman, I want to be a patchoman!

Oh look! Patch is doing the patchoman dance

by Allysdobbles April 25, 2019

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

van to the panchod

When you drive your van in order to pickup your friends for a nightout in Queens.

"Sorry I can't hang out tonight, van to the panchod."

by dragonite216 October 30, 2009

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010