massturbation

Cult cultured fornication clit fascination that's become somewhat of a couture overture.

A huge public frenzy erupted over the alleged massturbation when it was over.

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.

The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.

by mck73 February 12, 2014

Plasturbation

the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"

Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.

by california bro February 26, 2011

Passterpation

When you're overwhelmed by having to remember so many of your computer logins and passwords, then try to recall just one of them under pressure you simply get grid-locked and suffer 'Passterpation'

I tried to logon to my bank account but I just sat there frustrated and suffering passterpation and getting absolutley no-where

by PerthCookie February 26, 2011

Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.

Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.

by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016

Assturbation

The penetration of the asshole

“I like assturbation, da Wayne likes to see me penetrate my booty whole”

by Flecha January 23, 2019

pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024