Partisaphobia

The fear, hatred, mistreatment or discrimination of a person because of their political position or political party affiliation

When Lucy told her family she was a registered Republican she was met with severe partisaphobia.

Ron lost his job the day after a break room discussion about the Presidential debate and he thinks his managers’ partisaphobia is the reason why.

by Littleman2471 September 30, 2020

parxist

Someone who likes the band Waterparks, it arose after a YouTube short the frontman, Awsten. It combines marxist and parks

Oh you know X they definitely like Waterparks!

Yeah I know X is such a parxist.

by Heyimavereeeee March 30, 2023

Partitio

The coolest, most communist bastard you will ever meet. He thinks everyone is equal, and wealth should be spread around.

"Did you hear about Partitio?" "Isn't he the guy who distributed his wealth across the continent?"

by bewilderedgrace May 7, 2023

Partisan

Someone who puts party before country. See also Traitor.

These partisan scum are willing to start a civil war over an election between two candidates who are no different from each other.

by Chancresaurus Rex September 20, 2020

partitard

A term for someone who's opinions are formed by association with a political party even when against their own ideologies.

Why are you not against the war anymore, just because a Democrat is in office? Your such a partitard.

by townsquareexile December 2, 2009

Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

by boogaling December 28, 2012

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011