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pariston 

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants
Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging
A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
Paristan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Paristastic 

A word meaning awesome or great.
Can only be used for the best of the best.
Paristastic is a word that is related to Paris Hilton. Who is fantastic. So. Paristastic
"How are you?" "I'm Paristastic!"
"How was the book you read?" "It was Paristastic!"
"Whats the movie like?" "its definately NOT Paristastic"
Paristastic by lollers09 October 24, 2008

paristhuggin

Paristhuggin is a Funny youtuber.
paristhuggin by Uuun September 28, 2020
A Partist is someone who doesn’t consider themselves an Artist in a traditional sense.

To putz, piddle, or podder is defined as happily wasting time on meaningless Things. I contend anytime you are creating happily can never be meaningless nor a wasted time.

If you are doing it correctly you are a Partist.
Are you an artist or crafter?
No I’m a Partist.
Partist by Tre’ November 11, 2018

Paristalsis 

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.
Paristalsis by boogaling December 28, 2012