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pariston 

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants
Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging
pariston by Kurapikas mommy milkers January 14, 2021
A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
Paristan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Paristastic 

A word meaning awesome or great.
Can only be used for the best of the best.
Paristastic is a word that is related to Paris Hilton. Who is fantastic. So. Paristastic
"How are you?" "I'm Paristastic!"
"How was the book you read?" "It was Paristastic!"
"Whats the movie like?" "its definately NOT Paristastic"
Paristastic by lollers09 October 24, 2008

paristhuggin

Instagram famous🤩 and youtuber
Paristhuggin is a Funny youtuber.
paristhuggin by Uuun September 28, 2020
A Partist is someone who doesn’t consider themselves an Artist in a traditional sense.

To putz, piddle, or podder is defined as happily wasting time on meaningless Things. I contend anytime you are creating happily can never be meaningless nor a wasted time.

If you are doing it correctly you are a Partist.
Are you an artist or crafter?
No I’m a Partist.
Partist by Tre’ November 11, 2018

Paristalsis 

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.
Paristalsis by boogaling December 28, 2012
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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