A thief who wears purple. He likes apples and will steal the armour off your back if he can get away with it.
by bewilderedgrace July 13, 2023
The coolest, most communist bastard you will ever meet. He thinks everyone is equal, and wealth should be spread around.
by bewilderedgrace May 07, 2023
He's a country hick from a backwaters town and likes helping people out. He says "shucks" and uses an axe. Great guy.
by bewilderedgrace July 12, 2023