Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bewilderedgrace

Therion

A thief who wears purple. He likes apples and will steal the armour off your back if he can get away with it.

"Have you heard of that thief, Therion?" "Yeah, that bastard stole from me last week!"

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He's a country hick from a backwaters town and likes helping people out. He says "shucks" and uses an axe. Great guy.

"Have you heard of Alfyn?" "Oh, yeah! He healed me a while back."

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The coolest, most communist bastard you will ever meet. He thinks everyone is equal, and wealth should be spread around.

"Did you hear about Partitio?" "Isn't he the guy who distributed his wealth across the continent?"

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