Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

paoned

A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.

That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.

by klod March 5, 2008

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.

Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.

by Mister Pike December 20, 2010

STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.

John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.

Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!

by Zeddie August 1, 2009

paranoid

Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people, or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a mental illness.

-Malcolm got really paranoid, deciding that there was a conspiracy out to get him.

-Don't be such a paranoid !

by Todd95i December 18, 2012