Parental Controls

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

parental controls

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on

go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)

by web secrets December 7, 2003

parente

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

Parental Ban

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.

Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.

by Ppelz October 14, 2011

Helicopter Parent

A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?

A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Jekyll and Hyde Parenting

A style of parenting that provides a full spectrum of emotional and psychological experiences to a child vis-a-vis the parents’ instability and addictions which lays the groundwork for years of in-depth psychotherapies in which the child, throughout their lifespan, has the opportunity to undo the warp and find some semblance of balance and potentially, a sense of a true self.

Yup, at our house it was nose-to-the-grindstone discipline during the week and then Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride when the weekends rolled around; my parents were practicing devotees of Jekyll and Hyde Parenting.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

parental delusion

A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't

Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion

by arneh July 5, 2010