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Sorry, paragrapho.
by mtyuaduauduve3845 January 7, 2021
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paragraph andy

Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
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pragraph

Pronunciation: \ˈper-ə-ˌgraf, ˈpa-rə-\
Origin: Created in the early 21st Century, around 2009 A.D. in mid-September. Drived from the english language paragraph
Function: noun
Definition:

1.This means to write a lengthy, meaningful passage for a person you care for or trust, possibly a brother figure or even a best friend.(Grrrk)
2. the reason being is that this guy loves passage that exploit a persons day to the utmost detail.

2a.What does that mean? It means that a long thought full response is better than a 3 worded response. IT shows that you are willing to spend the time to explain how your day/experience down to the smallest, tiniest detail.

Who can wright these? anyone from a kindergartner to a highschooler in ap classes.(aka JS)
This is a pragraph

example: How was your first day at school?

Oh! My day was absolutely stupendous! It was filled with exhilarating surprises and new experiences! Although, I did not see some of my closest friends because we have different lunched and schedules. But I am absolutely positive that this year will be productive and full of intriguing adventures!

This is not a pragraph:

How was your day?

It was good.
by Orangekami September 19, 2009
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paragraphical

Yes that last email subject line was paragraphical
by GM-Analyst-Lover October 23, 2011
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Paragraphitis

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.
I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?
by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010
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paragraph bomb

noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?

Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
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paragraph

i wrote a paragraph
by 0livia080406_ March 6, 2019
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