downtown Scottsdale AZ on weekends is so heavily infused with girls who have rich parents that dress slutty and scamper across streets in painfully high heels. They never use crosswalks and they travel in large packs followed by a douchenozzle. There are tons of sorostitutes from ASU and twenty-somethings already twice-divorced.
I was trying to creep through the slut parade down by Scottsdale Road and a guy yelled "hey slut!" and the girl in my car was sending thoughts to the girl on the street (don'tturnarounddon'tturnaround) but of course the girl turned around like it was her given name. What a beautiful city.
by intellektualspew March 4, 2011
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P/S: Gerard's smile is heavenly but Gerard's hair is fatal.
Anyway, he still got the good looks.
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"I wanna join the Black Parade"
Meaning: " I wanna die"
"See you in the Black Parade!"
Meaning: "See you in life after death!"
MCR rocks my world!! Give a cheer to all the broken!!
P/S: Gerard's smile is heavenly but Gerard's hair is fatal.
Anyway, he still got the good looks.
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