human parasite

A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites

hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.

A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for

Example One:

Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"

Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"

Examples 2:

High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"

High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"

by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018

Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.

Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.

by kajoe December 21, 2009

World Parasite

Synonymous with "jew".

"I'm starting to get pretty fed up with the condoning en masse of cancerous behaviour inherent to the world parasite cult ever since the Germans' tragic loss of World War Part II."

by KiggerNike February 22, 2022

parasitelepath

A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.

I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023