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To !@#$ anything till its brain is out, you use this to annoy other people when they dont know what you are talking about.
Person 1-I am gonna paque you!
Person 2 thoughts- uh oh, paque, what does that mean?
Person 2- not if i do it 1st
person 1 thoughts- HAH i win.
Paque by Bobbyftw23243 June 21, 2008
An offensive name that can be given to any male with extraordinarily skinny or slim fingers.
Ewww! Get off of me, paque!
paque by nsplayer November 7, 2003
This refers to a sex position where the male slams the female on the wooden floorboards and starts swapping her face until she orgasms
Boy 1: Dude! Why is Jenny's face all red this morning?

Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!

Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!
parquet by ben_galea January 12, 2014

Paqueting out 

the act of leaving your squad in a game of fortnite to attempt to 1v4 or searching for loot in a completely different area because you think you're Tfue, only to die resulting in a loss for your squad because of your -1 squad member disadvantage that could've been avoiding if said player would stick with the team
Bro where are you going, you're paqueting out.

Just ignore what he's doing he's paqueting out
Paqueting out by Bdude471 November 25, 2018

paquete syndrome 

to skip the gym for long periods of time or simply stop going
jackson hasn’t been to the gym in a while i think he developed paquete syndrome
paquete syndrome by zawg February 19, 2024
noun - called after the football player Lucas Paquetá, it means really awesome. It is commonly used to express admiration or approval for something or someone. commonly paired with malagueta to express that the action of someone or something was out of this world
"damn, that goal was paqueta"
"holy malagueta paqueta"
"bro just did the most paqueta thing ever"
paqueta by Pillow_Fighter32 March 29, 2024