Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

pantophobia

Fear of everything. Often confused with pantaphobia (q.v.) which means fear of nothing.

I am afflicted with pantophobia. But luckily I am not afraid of pants.

by pantophobe December 8, 2012

Paraphobia

Fear of sexual perversion.

Jackie had such bad paraphobia, that she refused to be left alone with the opposite sex.

by BrookeTaylor January 20, 2007

phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

panphobe

A hater of pansexual people. Mostly a vacant ass.

I lost a friend. He was a panphobe.

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) May 21, 2018

Pingphobia

A fear of hearing the ping sound effect of the Discord App. Some people has been seen having PTSD out of it because of intensive pinging, or other things.

-Man I swear, I can't stand those Discord ping sounds anymore! Is it just me?
-Yeah m8, you have Pingphobia

by damien59492 August 5, 2020

Fanphobia

A fear of becomming a fan of anything. Especially fan pages on Facebook.

"Yea I like Full House but I'm not going to become a fan of it on Facebook".
"Bro you love Full House, you clearly just have Fanphobia".

by Andyistuff February 2, 2010