parking chair

When one clears snow out from a parking spot then places a chair in the cleared spot. It is not a legally enorced but is a traditional rule. Derived from pittsburgh traditions

That lady moved his parking chair and took his spot then she came back to a snow covered car

by mekey10 February 10, 2010

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Sack Packing

The act of inserting one or more testis into the anus of another being. This takes finesse and careful planning. Mistakes, as you can imagine, would have consequences.

Man: "OUCH! I love sack packing hurts so good!"
Woman:" What are you doing back there!?"

by TGR x Sully March 13, 2010

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016