Paneradise

Word used by people that work at Panera Bread to refer to Panera.

A sarcastic combination between the name "Panera" and the word "paradise."

Person 1: "hey Morgan, wanna hang out Saturday?"
Morgan: "sorry, I can't. Have to work another day in Paneradise"

by Paneradiser May 6, 2016

Panera

A pseudonym for a girl that Nathan clearly is desperate to fuck, but doesn't have the balls to admit it.

Nathan: I have never been to Panera before and it's making me anxious
Jimmy: Sure, PANERA is making you anxious *wink*
Nathan: What do you mean by that?
Jimmy: You are clearly desperate to fuck but don't have the balls to admit it.
Nathan: Are we still talking about soup?
Jimmy: No we are talking about Panera *Wink*
Nathan: Jimmy, I know where you sleep and I will fucking end you.

by WilsonFist February 24, 2022

Pajero

1. Someone who lies or embelishes facts. Not necesarily to deceive or in a malicious manor. Can almost be translated into someone who's "Full of Shit."

2. Someone who tends to make plans and not come through with them can gain the reputation of being "pajero"

1. George, "Man, that kickback last night was crackin'. There must've been like 200 people there!"

Joe, "Not eveeen!!! No seas Pajero! (Don't be full of shit!) There was like 50 people there tops!"

2. Maria, "So fer sure, fer sure let's go to Vegas this weekend. I'm so serious , I haven't been there in so long so I'm so serious!"

Javi, "Hell yea, I'm too down!!! If you're down, I'm down!"

Jessica, "I wouldn't get your hopes up, Maria is kind of Pajera."

by Mé-lo November 6, 2012

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

Panera

1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.

Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.

by hell'semployee October 14, 2004

Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.

Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.

by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009

Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.

I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.

by kturk May 24, 2005