2 definitions by kturk

Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.

I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.

by kturk May 21, 2005

Michelob Ultra

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

by kturk July 11, 2005