padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.

Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.

by The Shrine May 20, 2008

Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Paddocked

To screw up.
To fail.
To take something useful and turn it into failure.

I really paddocked that one.

Bill Buckner really paddocked the Red Sox.

by OttSens08 August 24, 2008

Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.

Man, you from Paddockwood?!

by nigger 3D July 11, 2011

padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.

1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man

by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018