Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

Paddle it

v. To beat off; masturbate

"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."

by C bukowski October 7, 2007

Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Paddle and Peach

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.

Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!

by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

paddleball

when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.

She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.

by the lunch boys November 3, 2003

Paddles

A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!

guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!

by flooooo May 25, 2009