Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

packing plastic

Having credit cards that have large limits or no limits at all.

I dont care I am "packing plastic" I can buy anything I want

by Myimmortal791 June 28, 2008

Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

Packjaw

When someone releases feces into one others mouth, then that person packs the feces in their own mouth for a air tight non opened mouth, used for making yourself sober.

Packjaw

by kc17170 April 28, 2009

packing a lipper

The act of putting chewing tobacco like skoal Copenhagen and taking a pinch and putting in your lip between you teeth and gum.

Chris"ho Joe you packing a lipper over there"
Joe "Ya dawg i'm packing a fat lip of skoal"

by Skoal city February 29, 2016